Session Reports


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Chronicles of a 2 year long Lamentations game of demonic lore, fae magic and gothic horror. Click the image to view the Halls of the Dead.

The campaign continued but work made me fall behind on session reports. Maybe someday I'll write a summary. It ended with Odin manifesting and tearing half of England out of the ground before flipping it over and smashing it into the earth. It was fun.
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3 Vermis Session Reports In Brief, with notes on running in different systems

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A doom metal album of a game. A spiked flail to the face. Mork Borg is the new hotness, the winner of 4 Ennies, and the most visually striking RPG product in years. Rules-light and condensed, while also being completely, absurdly saturated with aesthetics. Every person I've shown it to, roleplayer or not, has told me they need to get one just to keep on their shelf. Mork Borg is art-zine RPG design epitomized. Physically, even holding the book is enjoyable. It has a soft texture and the art is embossed into the cover, giving it a great feel. Every page you flip in the book is a surprise. There is no predicting what comes next- oversized gothic script, silver foil, chiaroscuro, biblical verse and even subtle little easter eggs. It makes you want to play it.  There are 4 general sections: setting, rules, random tables and optional rules, and a starter adventure. The world lore is presented in short 1-2 paragraph chunks for each region and laid alongside evocative art. You...
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Mork Borg Session: Rotblack Sludge

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